Showing posts with label Stanford. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stanford. Show all posts

Sunday, August 5, 2018

Career Geography, Part 4 (Almost Done, I Swear)


One of the things I’ve been most proud of working for the VA (Department of Veterans Affairs) is that our veterans have access to the most cutting-edge technology in the world.  There are many partnerships with research entities like DARPA and Rory Cooper and his cadre of geniuses at Brown University.  Oftentimes when the most advanced technology is released to the public, Prosthetics in the VA is the only customer as Medicare and private insurance companies are slow to respond.  If it’s approved by the FDA, the VA will provide it for veterans. A perfect example is the iBot, the wheelchair that climbs stairs. 

DEKA is a research and development founded by Dean Kamen, who invented the Segway, while trying to create the technology for this wheelchair that would raise the user to eye-level as well as help them maneuver up a flight of stairs.  It became available on the market in 2005 at a cost of $25,000.  The VA was the main customer as Medicare only covered 20% of the cost.  I refer to DEKA as a brain hive in New Hampshire.  The people working there are so smart you can hear a faint buzzing sound whenever you are in their midst.  You may know them as the people who created the gleaming silver skeleton of the bad guy in Terminator 2.

I know all this as I visited their main office when they were demonstrating their latest artificial arm technology.  My boss in DC, Fred Downs, is an arm amputee.  Even though there had been many developments in technology for artificial limbs, it was mostly with legs as arm amputees (especially from the Vietnam era) were less frequent, as most of the time a battlefield explosion that would take someone’s arm would also kill them.  As the body armor technology advanced, more and more arm amputees survived their injuries and the technology needed to catch up to that of legs.

DEKA was doing phenomenal things and had created an artificial arm that could be raised above shoulder level, a task previously unachievable.  It could also allow the user to grasp a bottle or can (without crushing it) and bring it to their lips to drink, another task we take for granted that was previously unavailable to the target audience. As Mr. Downs is a very well-known gentleman-about-DC, serving as the National Director of Prosthetics for the VA for more than 20 years and having written several novels and appeared both before Congress and in many movies and TV shows, Mr. Kamen asked him to demonstrate their latest achievement on an episode of 60 Minutes to be filmed at their offices less than 30 minutes from my office at the VA.  How could I not attend?

During my time in New England, a new Deputy had been hired in the Prosthetics office where I used to work; Dr. Billie Jane Randolph.  She had been one of the important people who had seen my presentation about success we had been experiencing in our region.  She asked if I would meet them in New Hampshire, so we could talk about possibly creating a program based on my work.  We converged on the DEKA offices and were immediately told by the 60 Minutes producer that as we had not been cleared to appear on camera, we had to ensure that we avoided being filmed.  After 15 minutes of dodging a very busy cameraman, we decided to withdraw to the employee kitchen to eat and get to know each other. 

Just like Jackie, I was immediately enthralled as BJ and I clicked.  She was from the boonies of Kentucky but had risen through the ranks of the Army and serving as George W Bush’s physical therapist in the White House.  Armed with a PhD in Education, she was a force of nature, so when she asked me to come to DC to create an education-based review and audit program I was unable to say no.    So, in February 2009, I temporarily returned to my old job for what was to be a 90-day detail. 

Once there, I jumped in with both feet, creating an auditing tool, selecting and training team members from across the agency and planning weekly visits to all 153 VA hospitals over the course of three years.  We had ranked each facility’s Prosthetic Service based on our national metrics and started with the lower performers as they needed the most assistance.  Unlike other federal audits, ours was education based, meaning if we found a deficiency, we would immediately halt the audit and have a training session with all staff, followed by a meeting with the leadership to show them how we had found the deficiencies and how to proactively address them in the future. 

As the end of the 90 days neared, I was asked to extend another 30 days to lead the first two audits as a demonstration of how they should be accomplished; Tuscaloosa, Alabama and Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania were selected, and the training commenced.  Over the next two years, my detail was extended in 30-day increments while our teams conducted audits at facilities, ranging from Alaska to Puerto Rico, Hawaii to Maryland and many states in between.  The plan was to complete an audit at every location, but after we had completed our 53rd trip, we were asked to take a step back, review our findings and develop a national conference, sharing what we had learned, both areas of consistent concern as well as Best Practices.  We used this conference in Boston to highlight some of the best performing sites we had found, including San Diego and Fresno, California as well as Boise, Idaho. 

One of the locations I had personally audited was Palo Alto, California, one of the largest and most complex VAs in the country.  It was one of five Polytrauma Level One sites, which was the first stop in the VA for any veteran discharged with a significant injury such as spinal cord injuries, amputations, traumatic brain injuries and visual impairments.  The five were in disparate parts of the country to ensure proper triaging before being sent to their home facility.  Due to this designation and the integral piece Prosthetics plays in returning veterans to as close to normal function as is possible in their homes, these facilities (Richmond, Virginia; Tampa, Florida; Minneapolis, Minnesota; San Antonio, Texas; and Palo Alto) should have a stellar Prosthetic Service.                While there is no such thing as a perfect program, there were significant issues in Palo Alto and after my report was shared with facility leadership, I promised I would find them the right leader to take them to the level where they should be.  I tried to find the person with the right mix of subject matter expertise and leadership skills.  I reached out to those I felt would be successful, but most were unwilling to move for family or career reasons.  I couldn’t fault them for that.  I realized I knew of only one person who was both the perfect fit and a gypsy at heart; me.  I asked me if I was interested and, lo and behold, I was.  
             
               In June 2011, I packed up my life and drove across our great land, almost literally from sea to shining sea with my best friend Christopher and a 2006 Dodge Charger crammed to capacity with clothes, books and other belongings I didn’t trust the movers to deliver unscathed.

If you had told me, even six months before, that I would be living in California at any point in my future, I would have thought you were crazy, yet here I was.  Welcome to Silicon Valley, home to 15-year-old millionaire tech nerds, weirdly aggressive hippies, astonishingly over-priced tract homes and the trust fund babies of Stanford, the only university I know of with Louis Vuitton and Tiffany’s retail stores on its campus.  How would I fit in? 

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Isn't over-sharing the point of a blog?


                This past week I had the opportunity to visit Stanford University’s campus for a lecture series.  As they are located about 2 miles from my office, it is a convenient way to learn new things without signing up for an actual class, which I will only do if Condoleeza Rice is the instructor.  This particular speaker was going to discuss Emotional Intelligence and I am all about self-betterment through knowledge.

                So I head there straight from work and I have surmised, based on the number of people who knew the location of the School of Education that the next great generation of teachers is matriculating elsewhere.

                Before I took my seat, I had to take a rest, so I found a room specifically designed for such activities.  When I finished my business and was washing my hands I noticed the gentleman at the next sink was cleansing his hands with the dedication of a surgeon about to operate.  Having worked in healthcare for the last 15 years, I practice proper hand hygiene and was drying my hands with a towel and kept it for use as a protector when I opened the door to exit.  This gentleman, instead, grabbed the door handle with his bare hands and held it open for me.  Then he smiled this maniacally happy smile and I thought, “Good Lord, I hope that’s not the speaker” and chuckled to myself.

                Not surprisingly, I entered the auditorium and there sits Mr. Nasty Hands in a lotus position in a chair with his shoes and socks removed grinning like some deranged cell phone salesperson waiting to fill our minds with glitter hugs dipped in rainbows, I imagine.  But, as I am not one to judge, I decided to see what he had to say.  After all he is an executive with an internationally known and respected company.  I won’t say which one, but it rhymes with Google.

                He starts to talk and mentions he is a Buddhist, which was unexpected as he spent the first 10 minutes or so talking about how awesome he is and based on my limited information about Buddhism didn’t think arrogance was one of the basic tenets.  Although based on the activities of the Dalai Lama, celebrity stalking might be.  However, he made a statement that got my attention.  He shared that he was listening to a Buddhist Nun and in the instant that she said a particular phrase, he became a Buddhist.  This must be some phrase, I thought.  It was ‘the answers are all inside you’.  Yes, you read that correctly.  Glitter hugs indeed.

                But it was what he said next that sealed my exit from his presence.  He said, “In that moment, I understood EVERYthing.”  And he wasn’t kidding.  Well, that was more than I could take, so I quietly left the auditorium and headed to Starbucks to get my Venti Black Iced Tea with 3 Splenda and no water and ponder this preening donkey’s statement.  He knew everything, huh?  Well, you don’t know proper hand hygiene.  Of this I am certain.  You don’t know the proper footwear for public speaking.  You don’t know how goofy you sound.  And that’s just off the top of my head.

                But that got me thinking.  Would I even want to know everything?  Cate Blanchett, at the end of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, learned everything from that big ol’ alien whatever and all it got her was an exploded head.  No thanks. 

                Now I know lots of things, most of which don’t matter to anyone, which is why I am so good at trivia.  However, I do know lots of things that I wish I didn't so I decided to compile a list and I will share it forthwith.

                I wish I didn’t know:

1.       How an old man’s popcorn-greased hand feels on your head when they are on the row above you in the movie theatre and use you to catch themselves at the end of ‘Silver Linings Playbook’ when they lose their balance trying to talk to their wife and fish the cigarettes out of their jean jacket.

2.       What a coke tastes like with cigarette ashes in it.  Thanks Daddy in 1978.

3.       What it feels like to haul hay.

4.       How a pickled pig lip tastes.

5.       That there is a 24 hour nightclub in Birmingham, AL.

6.       Acid-washed jeans don’t always support, and sometimes reveal, your buttocks.

7.       What shrimp salad from a vending machine will do to your digestive tract.

8.       That drinking water in San Diego has the same outcome as #7.

9.       What it feels like to ride a bike from Fisherman’s Wharf to Sausalito (see August 5th blog).

10.   How to involuntarily cliff dive on a trip to Canada.  Full disclosure: involuntarily means they pushed me.  I am still ticked and it was in 1993.

11.   What it feels like to, even at age 42, avoid walking past storm drains at night because the movie ‘It’ messed me up, y’all.

12.   What it feels like to be forced to watch overweight middle-aged hippies make out to progressive art rock songs that last 25 minutes each while waiting for Yes to play their one hit song…and then they don’t.

13.   That liver somehow gets bigger when you chew it.

14.   What it feels like to be bucked off a horse you didn’t want to be on in the first place.

15.   What it feels like to get kicked in the stomach by that same horse just because it’s evil and had nothing to with the fact that you were in the pen trying to kill it with your mind.

16.   What it feels like when your calf is the only competitor in its category at the county fair and it still comes in third place.

17.   What it feels like to know Dick Cheney continues to go unpunished.

18.   What it feels like to go tubing for 8 hours with no sunscreen and end up with burns so bad you miss all but 1 of your senior parties.

19.   What it feels like to watch the third Twilight movie.

20.   What it feels like to play football against your will in junior high (see YouTube video “Dustin Thompson VA”).

21.   What it feels like to get a haircut so bad that you have to be physically restrained from harming the stylist and causes you to forever hate the word ‘Bubble’.

22.   What it feels like to be judged for your musical tastes when your friends think you’ve switched iPods with a 16 year-old girl.

23.  That the dimmer switch on a '77 Volare is on the floor by your left foot.
 
24.  What it feels like to have to hitchike, after you hit a dear on New Year's Eve, and catch a ride with a man in a Ford Pinto station wagon with the passenger door roped shut through a hole in the roof who ends up being the uncle of your cousin's boyfriend.

25.   What it feels like to not know how to end a blog post.